The plan It’s simple really - 26 dates over 52 weeks. That’s one for each letter of the alphabet from Ascot to the Zoo.
It seems like we're always out but at the same haunts - a cardinal sin when London has so many other things to offer. We're taking it in turns to organise each date and to come up with the most original and entertaining alternatives to 'dinner and drinks'. There’s no restriction in terms of length of time or cost and after each date, we put a date in the diary for the next one.
OK so the idea isn’t original but hopefully some of our ideas will be. One of my colleagues laughed out loud when I told her the plan - yes, I know it sounds a bit too much like organised fun and no, different sexual positions are not a viable option (look out for Alphasex Dating coming soon).
The blog This is going to take a while so I wanted to share our experience…and to steal other people’s ideas and suggestions over the coming year. We’re also on Twitter @alphabetdating and welcome emails to alphabetdating@gmail.com.
Thursday, 9 August 2012
C is for...circus tricks
I'm not a huge
lover of surprises (is that one of the first signs of old age??) so I must
admit that for this date, I did a bit of snooping ahead of time. As I was
listing the potential options, I crossed off anything that David had hinted at,
knowing him to be king of the red herrings. I soon found that my list now
consisted of just two options – climbing or circus.
Putting on a brave face...
Chatting to the
girls from work, I highlight my slight distress that both options could well
include being at considerable height.
"He wouldn't do
that to you." They keep trying reassure me, "He knows what you're like." Instead of
the usual counting down the minutes on a Friday afternoon, when 5.30pm arrives,
I gingerly say my goodbyes and make my way to the glamorous destination of
Battersea Park train station.
The ominous
looking black envelope is handed to me and when I open up the paper inside to
reveal that indeed, 'C is for circus tricks', my heart drops.
Trying (badly) to conceal disdain
The walk to the
park itself is made in a steely silence whilst I send a message to the 'Work
girls' group on my phone to say "I was right! It’s f***ing circus skills!".
They seem more concerned that David might get a low score for the date rather
than my welfare…
Gorilla Circus
run both four-week courses and drop in sessions at Regents Park and Battersea
Park over the summer. The Battersea site had only been set up a couple of days
prior – a fact that I was glad not to have known when I first scaled the
ladder.
The group is
ten-strong and I'm comforted by the fact that another girl, Kerry, seems
equally petrified, despite having surprised her friend Andy with the same
class. The four of us huddle together away from the more gung ho members of the
group.
Impractical trapeze footwear
First up is a
go on the practise bar. Even this looks to me - at 5ft nothing - to be pretty
daunting. I had stopped smiling from the moment I had opened the envelope but
even I couldn’t help but smirk as David swung from the practise bar and shows
off his embarrassing butterfly tattoo that he usually tries to hide. Serves him
right…
Having all had
a go at practicing on the practise bar (with assistance from one of the other
members of staff, Hermione), I am surprised to find that we are then going
straight onto 'The Beast'.
Very graceful. For a man.
David is first
up and I can feel my stomach lurch as I contemplate the climb up what the ladder.
Jumping off of that thing is a whole other thing that I daren't even think
about. David's first go is impressive and I am cursing him by the time I start
up the ladder, muttering how annoyed I am that he has done this to me.
Our instructor
Paul, keeps telling me to smile and I am reminded that David has gone to a lot
of effort to arrange this. Nevertheless, it was almost impossible for me to
smile as I get to the top of the ladder and cling on like a child holding on to
her mum's leg.
I take that back.
Ezra, one of
the founders of Gorilla Circus, meets me at the top. "Are you the one doing Alphabet
Dating?" he asks. "Your boyfriend was just saying that he wasn't sure if you were
scared of heights." Well it's too late to wonder about that now! Here I am!
It's leaning
off the platform that scares me the most, with Ezra holding my harness until I can grab
the bar. My legs are shoulder width apart and the right one won't seem to stop shaking. It's a bit embarrassing really - "w*nky leg" we call it at home. Haha. I used to be fearless but I guess I've become more wary of new things and less willing to come out of my comfort zone. These dates, therefore, give David the perfect opportunity to make me do all of the things I would usually refuse. Apparently Ezra later tells David, "She is scared of heights by the way, mate".
I'm a natural. Seriously.
Hermione is calling the instructions - I hear her shout "Ready" and then I’m off! Watching the video back, I'm shocked that I was only
up there for 15 seconds. It feels like a lifetime. Each time, I'm adamant that
I'm not going again.
However after three
'gos', I am further horrified to be chosen along with one other member of the group to
have a go at 'The Catch'. For those of you who have watched Sex and the City,
you might recall an episode that focuses on this very move. It sees you jumping
from your own trapeze and being caught – hands to hands – by someone else.
I've done the bloody catch!
After a first
try, I make 'The Catch' and it is a ridiculously satisfying moment. David
catched the moment on camera and I send it on to practically everyone I know,
boasting of my extreme bravery and skill.
Despite my foul
mood at the start of the session, the session has been one to remember. I'm so
pleased that I've stuck with it and that I've got the photographic evidence to
accompany. Trapezeing may not become a regular hobby of mine but I would very
much recommend it to anyone looking to do something new or exact revenge on a friend...
After the
excitement of our circus tricks class, we decide to head to Clapham to find a
much needed drink and end up in The Plough St John’s Hill. We have been there before and know that it's close to the station. Given that it's a 'C' date, it's only right that we tuck into a bucket of chicken wings, with
champagne and a cold beer.
Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, we have a video for you too. Check us out!
With that,
here come the scores:
Originality – 9/10 (although I had guessed, that is more
of a reflection of the fact that I know David pretty well, rather than him
lacking in originality)
Atmosphere – 8/10
(admittedly, I was very, very grumpy at the beginning but the rush of the
actual trapezeing was unlike anything else)
Overall delivery – 7/10 (I may be picky but I did feel that David should
have planned our drink stop. Just saying.)
Meaning an overall score of 24/30. David is a
brave man to opt for this but fortunately, he pulled it off.
And believe it or not, 'D' date is already very much on the radar…watch this space...
You're so graceful up there!! Über impressed missy xxx
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